So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

A Supernatural Guide to Angels

Michael: Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
Zachariah: Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
Raphael: Douche to the millionth power
Anna: Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
Uriel: Douche that was actually an ultra douche
Castiel: Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
Lucifer: The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
Balthazar: Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
Naomi: Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
Gabriel: A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
Gadriel: Fucking douchemaster
Virgil: Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
Metatron: douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches

lameprlncess:

a good artist knows where to draw the line

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

(Source: cryptids)

your house will be something like your family within Hogwarts

(Source: foundersofhogwarts)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

peculiah:

We are running away to Russia to find Danila Kozlovsky and no one can stop us